I predict that every player on here thinks there better then they actually are. You all suck ass. I'm clearly the best player here, and my laws to the face are epic fags!

Warhawks- Tg is on this squad means automatic fail! unless he has both meds stuck to his ass. Don't ban me from vent nerd!

Apoc- You guys are the biggest group of snakes on infantry. I hope you all go choke on Hot N Readys.

SFO- I dont really know what to say about this squad other then you guys are decent, so that means I hate u guys just as much as every other squad. Thanks for letting me nt =)

Preds- U guys never let me nt so go fuck yourselves.

Tank- Albert is a cool dude and the guys on his squad have always been nice to me, except palm... I think hes tryn to kill me to get into mizz pants.

AD- This squad accepted me last season to play and then said i sucked behind my back.. true infantry players.

Lifers- ummm. Great bunch of dudes. We suck but when we try we might get a few kills. I only joined in hopes that ER will send me his racing wheel and that one day when Im old a decrepit that Pandy will save my life in the ER.


Good luck to all this USL season! You are all my favorite lifers =)