Storytime: Soulja vs. The Whaler - Forums

Rom OP Head Commentator ⭐ x2 👑 Kays Krew 3 Mar 11, 2015 1:02 AM

This is definitely a tl;dr story. I found it funny.

After practicing a little with Lifers last night, Soulja asked if anyone would like to duel so he could try out some new ramps/resos. A "mystery knight" calling himself The Whaler took Soulja up on the offer. Whaler then beat Soulja in three successive duels. The two exchanged words, talked a little trash, and Soulja said some shit about the unknown player's mother or something or another.

This argument spilled into pub 1. Whaler and Soulja went back and forth about the duels not being serious and who was better overall.

So they dueled again to settle it.

Soulja offered Whaler his choice on top/bottom for duels. Whaler chose the advantage of playing bottom. Here is that duel. Sorry for the rough quality and lack of audio, I had to record rather hastily and used existing steam settings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMT70fU1HzE

After Soulja won the duel, he offered The Whaler a rematch. Whaler refused and started talking shit again. Soulja offered him his choice again on top/bottom. Whaler refused and talked shit again.

Then he left.

Whaler's a bitch. And that's my story.

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Gentlemen Mar 11, 2015 1:11 AM

Waste time to read past 1st sentence.

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Monkey Business Mar 11, 2015 1:21 AM

Whaler aka EXT^1

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darthexecute Mar 11, 2015 2:26 AM

uzo sooooo good

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Q ⭐ x1 Mar 11, 2015 7:47 AM

Need a second attempt at a dueling tourney.

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dark prince Referee 🛡️ x2 👑 Kays Krew 3 Mar 11, 2015 9:17 AM

cool story..

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Phenylephrine HCI Mar 11, 2015 10:31 AM

Lmao

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Fausto League Administrator ⭐ x1 🔱 🥉 good guys Mar 11, 2015 12:59 PM

So by the recollection, The Whaler beat Uzo 2/3 times and Uzo beat him 1 time?

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1 ⭐ x4 🥉 Kays Krew 3 Mar 11, 2015 1:49 PM

The Whaler ANYONE DUEL ME? SOMEONE GOOD... NOT UZO I MEAN.. LMAO
The Whaler UZO JOINED MY TEAM, SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO FACE ME. LMAO THIS ISN'T DUELING HOMIE, I WON'T 2-0 U AGAIN
The Whaler UZO JOINED MY TEAM, SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO FACE ME. LMAO THIS ISN'T DUELING HOMIE, I WON'T 2-0 U AGAIN
The Whaler SOULJA, WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR DUELS, THEN LOSE 2-0 AND THEN LEAVE?
The Whaler SOULJA, WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR DUELS, THEN LOSE 2-0 AND THEN LEAVE?
The Whaler SOULJA JUST PM'D ME AND SAID &quot;STOP IT, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD&quot; AND I SAID &quot;YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK BAD WHEN U LOST 0-2
Vince Carter uzo
Vince Carter u got any sisters
Soulja i would of
Soulja but she died
Soulja miscarriage
Soulja my mom
Vince Carter uzo why u gotta depress us like that
Vince Carter just say no
JohnyRic0 my cousin had 3 misscarriages
Vince Carter i need another dick pic
The Whaler ice, now u know what soulja felt like
The Whaler SOULJA, PIMPING HIS SISTER, SO HE CAN USE THE MONEY TO BUY SOME SKILL... HEY HOMIE YOU NEED A LOT MORE MONEY THAN THAT!
yosh u win?
Soulja no
Soulja i wasnt trying
The Whaler SOULJA BUSY, DRIVING TO CHURCH TO PRAY FOR THE SUICIDE HE WILL BE COMMITTING TONIGHT
Soulja i was on 1400x 350ramp had plate and cup in front of me
Soulja and wasnt even trying
Soulja im quitting this game
Soulja i cant believe i lost
The Whaler you should have quit a long time ago
The Whaler like 10 yrs ago

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Fausto League Administrator ⭐ x1 🔱 🥉 good guys Mar 11, 2015 2:05 PM

That Whaler dude is hilarious. Anyone see there where Uzo said he was quitting? Is this true? Hope all is well Uzo, good luck bro.

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Unicorn ⭐ x4 Mar 11, 2015 3:29 PM

Classic Vince carter

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Fausto League Administrator ⭐ x1 🔱 🥉 good guys Mar 11, 2015 3:41 PM

Vince carter being Vince carter.

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Monkey Business Mar 11, 2015 4:47 PM