Backs decided he wanted to take a drive to NYC and have an expensive dinner to celebrate him winning 30 dollars on a Basketball game. So he jumps into his Nissan Versa (aka The Hell Cat) with a Mopar sticker on the back window and heads to Applebee's. Unbeknown to Backs but Riley was in town and had the same idea and was sitting in the restaurant when Backs arrived. While the hostess was sitting him they notice each other and their eyes met. As they gazed at each other with a twinkle in his eye Backs approached Riley and Said (?)

jackie treehorn treats objects like women man

https://youtu.be/hyL033PCPpE

edit: sorry i didn't understand the idea lyric, till it was too late.

nothing....It didn't need to be said. They could already read eachother's minds at this point as they embraced in a long sensual bro hug. After 10 mins of this they part ways to their respective vehicles and continue to cry all over the steering wheels

"You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute"

Backs: Where are u staying?
Riley: I'm staying at the hotel just around the corner, wanna come visit for a nightcap?
Backs: Sure why not. I'll give u a ride

Lets just say they made up

did anone notice pine took time to mirror his structure, good work pinecone hehe, i bet they didnt see that

AHAHAHAHAHHA this is hilarious nice pinecone

Back said. "Hi Riley. May I join you?"
Riley blushed with passion. He never knew he would see the Hedshotta in real life yet alone eat dinner with him. He mustered up the words. "yes...have a seat.
They both ordered the meat platter and had a very sophisticated discussion on how backs times his snipes so well and how calculating the wind is key to the perfect headshot. Backs then showed his precision by aiming for a head of lettuce in the kitchen. He missed like usual and instead shot the hostess in her foot. Riley went home disappointed his hero could have such bad aim. The end.

P.S. backs claimed he had gotten luck but we all knew it was a lie

lol FOOTSHOT

lost it at the versa

The shot in the foot was done on purpose, i wanted to immobilize the target to then torture until I get the info I needed. You wouldn't understand, you're not a world class sniper, these type of tactics elude you.