This is the final letter to my squad.

Dear Squad,

Last night was a sad night, I was disrespected in many ways, not only by my team but by the shit noobie ref that reffed our match. I mean why would they put a newb ref who doesn't know the rules to ref a playoff match??? YOU THINK THE NFL HAS NEW REFS REF PLAYOFF GAMES???... Anyway, whatever.

I told you guys I am going to bench myself since I have not been on Infantry in like 2 weeks. What did I do? I BENCHED MYSELF, you fcking idiot mother fuckers. I put myself in at the 16 min mark because y'all pussies were getting worked by daddy Sov and I couldnt just stand there and watch. Sorry, im a competitive guy, I needed to get some kills, i needed some action, I couldn't stand there and watch my baby Kevin get killed, I needed to go in and Snipe some mother fuckers. I stayed true to my word, I said I would BENCH myself, i didn't say I wouldnt play the whole game... If you guys were doing good I would of never went in... ANYWAY...

I unspecced and what started happening? We fcking base raped them for a good 3 mins... Y'all don't fcking understand, I went in and all of a sudden I had their medics wasting heals which caused them to retreat... Oh I go in and allllll of a sudden y'all niggas started getting kills... Magically right? 2 AR shots and they magically die? hahahaha fck you pussies. Y'all didn't have a chance at winning that match, yall had 5 kills when I went in at the 16 min mark... All in all I love all of you, but God dammit y'all fcking stupid. I finally had the chance to sniper on a real squad with real marines and you all fcking cried like faggots. we would be celebrating a ring right now if y'all didnt cry like faggots because I wanted to snipe. Whatever though, good season gentlemen. No hard feelings with any of you loser ass idiots.


Bowen: Love/Hate relationship. I mainly love this guy though.

dp: You're so lucky my mumble was fcked last night you little Ohio 5'7" ass lightweight pussy ass nigga. Kev said you were talking all wild, for what though? What you mad at? Nigga you went 0-8... Shut the fuck up. I went 4-5 playing half the game... i appreciate you having my back this season honestly though, I seen your support on the forums. But come on don't be a faggot crying little slut dick nose ass nigga when i put myself in with 16 mins left... While y'all were getting worked... Ok Maybe i shouldnt have specced Pant but spec was saying "lol pant isnt hitting anyone" so I just chose him... I should of specced your weak ass marine ass 0-8 looking ass Ohio nigga. Still love you though, even though you probably hate me, daddy backs cannot hate, his life is too beautiful to hate, feel me papi?... Also, how you gonna dog on my $150,000 hellcats when you drive a Nissan Altima with a broken taillight and cheap purple tint? Fcking idiot

Fuck: You my nigga for real, thats my bad for speccing you, but then i specced DP's pussy ass for you. For real, thats my fault for speccing you, thanks for joining my squad man, you really helped out a lot. You still my nigga, hope you're not upset at me. You shouldnt marine though papi, you're a top 4 medic in this league.

gary: My nigga went MIA for half the season.

Guerilla: Now this nigga right here is a REAL one. When everyone shit on me this dude either didn't take sides and straight up supported me. This dude blessed me last season by lifting a ban when he worked me in a duel, thanks again for that. He's just a real dude, no BS, no drama, not a little bitch. This dude does not cry about anything (unlike kevin, dp, pandy, kaga, etc). Y'all can take notes on how to be a chill real ass nigga from this man right here. Thanks for joining my squad, you obviously brought real marine power (unlike dp's weak ass marine) thanks bro.

Jane: I apologize for lying to you in the beginning of the season. I said i would never snipe... But I did snipe against the shit squads like MG (Chica how did you do in the playoffs?, oh wait... LMAOOOOOOO GOT EM COACH!!!!) - Anyway Jane, I truly appreciate the support and medding you did this season, an outstanding medic, a great person. She sounds like a shy quiet mouse on mumble and that's awesome, brings a lot of character to our mumble. thank you for joining me, sorry if you hate me.

Joe: My paint connect. This nigga got me $700 worth of paint for only $140... This dude is a fcking G... Hit him up for all your paint needs. And its good paint too... Not that Behr shit... My nigga has Sherwin williams. Thats that real nigga paint. Paint looks great in my new house, thanks papi.

kaga: This is a tough one, love this guy but also hate when this nigga cries. Kaga, you're obviously a legend, so I first must thank you for even playing with me, you saw my raw talent as sniper/marine and you knew you needed to be a part of this. You took a leap of faith and in my eyes we had a great season... One thing though, don't be such a cry baby ass bitch, I know you're used to playing with stack city squad but GOd damnit just fcking relax. You said it yourself - "Greatest sniper in SK history"... SO let me do the damn job my asian friend. God bless you for joining my squad this season, couldnt of had the wins without you papi.

kevin: DillyDiillyNJ, you are a good dude. You cry when I wanna snipe, but you're a good dude. Thanks for leading this season man, im a shit leader so that definitely helped us. Great marine skills, you should teach DP a thing or two. And good looks on the PM last night where you said "thank God you're in man, we needed this support, snipe them bro"... Appreciate you famo. Thanks for joining me this season, I know you could of gone to a top 1 or 2 squad but you chose to play with the best sniper in history, it was a good decision in my eyes. We played awesome this season, thanks again for having faith in me as a captain and player.

Killer: *mia since I 5-0'd this nigga in USL sniping match. Love you though.

Pandy: Another cry baby, blames everyone for his mis-positioning and mistakes. You know whats weird? You're legit like the funniest dude via typing/text on infantry. YOu say the wittiest shit, but on mumble you're the total opposite.. you're not witty, you're not funny, you dont say funny shit. But when you type you fcking make me die laughing, funniest dude after gambler 100%... Hope you don't hate me bro, I still like you. Just type more in chat, you're way cooler and funnier then lol.


Vince Carter: Vincent Carter, you're like my brother, since gambler is my brother and you're his brother... Thanks for medding this season, top 5 medic 100%... Another cry baby bitch though... if you can stop crying and just med you will be a hall of famer. Thanks for joining me this season... You added a lot of value to the medic lineup.

Conclusion: Y'all awesome. But also pussy ass cry baby ass idiots. Never played with such cry babies before but I still love each and every one of you. Especially that ohio nigga pussy dick nose 0-8 Playoff player, DP. Love you all.

HEDCHOTTAS OUT.

P.S. Sniper Lords are recruiting.

"Fuck: You my nigga for real, thats my bad for speccing you, but then i specced DP's pussy ass for you. For real, thats my fault for speccing you, thanks for joining my squad man, you really helped out a lot. You still my nigga, hope you're not upset at me. You shouldnt marine though papi, you're a top 4 medic in this league.
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I subbed myself out for him, stop trying to make shit up bro.

Was a fun season til you went back on your word.

I said i will bench myself, and i did.. Did i start the game?... Simple yes or no.

And no, i told EMP to spec you... Because you were crying, and i asked u, and u said sure spec me for pant... so i did.

You also sniped against a top tier squad I guess which is two words you took back yea?

Pinecone was also talking mad shit on mumble don't forget >.<

Good read, I would have liked a letter a little more in-depth. I want to feel what it was like for the average player on hedchottas.

1. I'm not a newb ref. I've reffed several matches.

2. It's common for co-captains or other players to ask for subs if they are in the match chat. dp had already made one sub request on behalf of your squad in fact, you didn't say anything then. Why would I think it was a problem now? In fact you being 1-6 made it make a lot of sense for you to sub yourself out. So when your squad makes that request, why would I 2nd guess it?

3. Don't blame other people for your dysfunctional way of doing things. You were acting hostile and trolling the entire match, starting by ignoring me until 9:33 PM, three minutes after your match was supposed to begin. I sent you multiple PMs. You did not come alive until 9:33 PM. Spamming spec chat for the chat even though I had messaged you it 3x. Not to mention the other 2-3 messages I sent you. That's on you.

4. Matches are supposed to begin at the scheduled time. That means I should be typing *startmatch at 9:31 PM, not having you show up at 9:33 PM throwing everything into whack.

5. Other players on your squad making sub requests in the match chat is on you or your squad. Not me. My job is to make the subs as fast as possible. It is very common for a non Captain player to do it, i.e. Demon making requests for NWA or Manu making requests for idc.

There's a reason when I volunteered to ref I jokingly said (semi-seriously though) that I didn't want to ref a HEDCHOTTAS match. Because I knew you would act hostile and troll. You are incapable of acting like a grown up or taking responsibility.

Unfortunately there was no other refs on. Whatever. One match. I could deal with you for one match surely. Apparently not as you lived up to everything I feared.

backs went 4-10 til 2 snipes in the last minute that didn't count, 10 deahts in 15 minutes btw

I had 5 deaths lol. Fcking idiot.

Looks about par for the course. This guy purposely disrupts and disorganizes everything he can. I had a lot of fun last season after kicking him. I wouldn't trade places with anyone on his squad, that's for sure.

Nice lie, people were keeping track of your kd in spec

Lies again. you're so fcking dumb. You say this because you know infinite didnt record the game lol.

Wish he did i shit on you n00bs sorry kaga come home

I have the stats recorded

I'll post them after I get home from work

kaga was happy in hedchottas, he needed a break from you pussy ass nerds. He hung out with real niggas, like me kevin guerilla.

*backs starts sweating profusely*

Pretty sure it was either 2-8 or 2-9

Wow yall gonna feel so dumb... Is EMP the type to just edit it though? I know i went 4-5 though 100%....

he was 3-9 but he got two kills in the last minute as nwa pushed their base so ended up 5-10 I believe