I was pretty tight with Faerun and Krais. If you played for Black Talons I guarantee I nt'ed with you multiple times, but I played for either Envy, Intrinsic or Wardogs during those seasons.

Great read.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I've always considered Deviak a shittier version of Killer"
So many LOLs.

I'll never get that stereo Ernie. :(

pfft faded splittah still a top 10

Splittah, instead of lurking around the forums why don't you go fix your sound :)

Good read and write up Ernest. <3

Rip Benly :(

i ran into Faerun in a random League game w/ aram. I just said "hey did u play infantry" he said "yeah" and i said "cool."

I dont remember if we won that game

Fae has currently rage quit/uninstalled LoL because apparently it's not fair that you can't win every match with Teemo.

At Ernie's Request, I will be re-writing the Warhawks section of the breakdown. All ratings are on a 100 point system with 100 being the highest and 1 being the lowest:


Tactical (200.6): Both halves of the dynamic duo (because Mecca is a snake) who not only is an expert at picking up women with alcohol and money, but is likewise an expert at picking up ammo from the corpses he leaves behind him. My law is always on reserve for him because he's going to get a kill with it. In fact, you just got lawed by him while you were reading this. RIP.



Fairfax (99.6): This guy is probably the greatest medic ever not because of his medic skills but because of his willingness to ditch the marines and go on two medic flanks with me. Everytime we employ this tactic we come out on top because of the amazing skills that Fax harnesses in conjunction with our duo medkit unstoppable force field. If you see Fax and Lana coming at you, just turn and run.

tg (99.6): This guy is WAY better than SV/Y. I don't know why SV/Y ever challenged him on snakes and caused inner squad drama. I have partook in 4v2 (tg and I)'s with this guy and we have come out on top. We've also come out on top when we've 4v2ed in infantry squad battles (the original 4v2 was about us picking up women behind his wife's back). Amazing marine.

Apollo (90.2): I originally had this guy rated higher but then he decided to ditch Fax and I and proved to be the most useless support marine ever. He gets rated at a 90.2 for being a solid leader when he's not listening to rap music or playing sperminator. If he's not leading he drops to a (70.3) per tg. This is probably a fact because he's focused on eminem lyrics as opposed to killing things.

Legacy (99.5): Everybody knows Legacy because he is a winner in every zone he plays. Soccer Brawl Legend, Gravball Legend and I heard he's also good in skirmish zones. Some people told me he's rusty but I'm pretty sure he's just holding back as to not embarass everyone he goes up against. Occasionally I see his real self come out and he'll roll three people by himself and then pretend like other people helped when they didn't.

dp (90.3): Better then Apollo even when he's going 0-8. Knows a lot about sports and fantasy sports. Offers to med so I can play sapper aka he's a really nice guy. Also knows that scene girls are where it's at. Unfortunately lives near Cleveland which is almost as bad as Detroit. (If you're from Detroit, sorry).

Leak (91.1): Underated leader who happens to take a lot of damage but I think he's just doing it to get me involved in the battles cause otherwise I'd have nothing to heal since Jordan/Ernie/tg/legacy don't take damage and I refuse to heal Apollo. Here's to you Leak - getting medics involved in the game. Also has good aim.

Warhawk (40.3): I was going to rate him higher but then he said he was going to stop dying and had most deaths. I am going to agree with Ernie's assessment here. Likes to push a lot, even if it means pushing into 1v8's. I think he might be a double agent. Nice guy though.

Stavudine (95.2): This guy is so nice that I have to believe he's plotting to unleash a wave of anger at some point. Either that, or he's skm/Monkey coming back under a different alias to play medic. Only comparible person personality wise. Good. Humble. Ultra nice. Will probably kill you while you sleep and is good at hiding bodies irl.

hustler (90.2): This guy is either in one of two places. Egg Carton or your girlfriend's house.

Cybeast (82.4): I've seen this guy once and think he might be retarded, but I'm not sure. Probably still better than Apollo.

Quantum Quack (90.0): The best hand grenadier on infantry and this is based solely on one grenade in which he killed four people. If you see his infantry arm reach back to chuck a grenade you better just alt+f4 the game because otherwise you're going to suffer an embarassing death.

Lana Del Rey (100.2): The best leader on Warhawks. We are undefeated when I lead. (Only one battle so far but still undefeated, fuck off.) A better sapper than Mizzouse who will take offense to that statement, but if he ever wants to sapper duel I'm ready and willing to dominate him. Average medic who usually sits around doing nothing while the stellar marines on the squad (aside from Apollo) kill everything. Likes Lana Del Rey who's way better than Ellie Goulding. Is recruiting Drift back to skirmish.



Keys to Victory: Fairfax/Lana Del Rey Flanks.
Only way they don't win?: Apollo

sounds about right

rip apollo

Good read Tactical!

And also good read Staley.

good read ernesto. and ur right staley im just doing it to keep u busy cus these wh marines make it 2 ez on u

ROFL, got me dying over here Nick.

Welp guess I posted this too early, we have some legit snakes in our midst.

The question is: will you, too?

God forbid people play with who they want to play with amirite. Hate train inc.

Well at least it was done 5 days before the season starts LOL.

hisss

Guess ditching Albert has come full circle to bite me in the ass :>