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Slob's ESPN Class Ranking Week 2
kaga Feb 28, 2019 14 replies 546 views
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OP 💎 x16 🔱 Phenylephrine HCI
<b>Marines</b>

Sov - "I am the best because I excel at the highest level in everything I do. Imagine if I don't have to lead AND micromanage my shit players, I'd be Rank 1 every single game. I can do all things, suck my curry dick."

Sol - "Battle AI recalibrated. Begin solo flanking sequence…cannot compute Sov's matrix direction…continue soloing…bored…not enough aggression...Team???"

Easoe - "Yo none of these fools got shit on me, I bench more than triple your weight for breakfast. I just don't care about this game anymore, stop logging on nerds haha."

Ninj - "Cocaine is the cleanest drug in the world, you just can’t afford it, fear me peasants"

Jordan - "Forget rule changes, I am the only person to consistently beat Sov and Champion. I'd be top Marine if I wasn't so busy irl."

Kevin - "Weaponized Kevin is here, this is a new hybrid blend of Sonichu Kevin and Kay's Krew Kevin. It's tough carrying BB on my back every game."

Pandy - "Why can't we just go back to mining and enjoy the beautiful sceneries of Grizzly Hills. I am tired of tanking for BB."

Shasta - "Papa Shasta can still wreck shit by just showing up on Sundays, this is too easy."

Danny - "Hi I am Danny, let's win or I will disappear like Leak."

Trisance - "I hate Vince Carter."

<b>Honorable Mentions with no season stats</b>

Champion - "I am the most decorated FI player EVER, Sov can't win without me carrying his brown ass. Has anyone ever heard Sol's voice? IDTS. I am the complete package, see my profile page and you decide"

Noskeeper - "Yikes, Roadside Picnic still recruiting"

Tactical - "Uninstall Infantry, Reinstall Infantry, Uninstall Infantry…damn toxin"

ER - "LoL I don't even play this game anymore yet I am still better than 95% of these fools that logs on everyday ez pz"


<b>Medics</b>

CC - "I eat other medics and marines for breakfast. Good thing kaga isn't playing, I'd eat his n00b fish ass too"

Fax - "Winning Medic awards is easier than bringing parity to the league. Maybe I will have true balance in Forum Mafia"

Slob - "I haven't won anything on FI until Sov pulled me from the worm hole and let me taste that SWEET W ONCE AGAIN. Still better than coke head manu though haha."

Envy - "Slob & kaga would have died a long time ago doing what I do on a daily basis."

Manu - "Lol these guys are all sucking Sov's tiny dick just to get a free ring. Nobody got the stones like me to beat down on Sov anymore."

Jane - "Thanks for the great supports from my marines, this has truly been a blast. We are having tons of fun out there."

Rob - "So this is what winning feels like, I can get use to this again, looks like I found my next Driftwood."

Dead - "I am the lore master that just secured starting medic spot for WA, stock value trending upwards."

Babble - "I am the babble monster bitches."

Veggie - "Veggie…who?"

<b>Honorable Mentions with no season stats</b>

Ldr - "I have never seen so many people rage on a video game, why can't everyone just watch some hentai and chill?"

Prime - "eat my hamburgers BB you faggit"

Bob the Goldfish - "I can't believe I got benched for Slob lol what a joke"

Stavudine – “I only play with my friends (no for real)”
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⭐ x6 easoe MVP C
A+ lollll
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⭐ x1 🤝 Phenylephrine HCI CO
Oh no
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Advisor 💎 x4 🤝 good guys
uninstalled again, thanks for bully
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💎 x24 Gentlemen CO
No HS ranking or quotes? Come on slob tell the truth about HS.
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💎 x12 good guys
These are rankings, not full inclusion. thank u next
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League Administrator ⭐ x1 🔱 🥉 good guys
Ily slob
Advisor ⭐ x8 👑 good guys
best rankings of the season
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⭐ x8
no booly pls
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This is great! I am really happy I get to be here and play with everyone.
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Ad Infinitum
Troll
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⭐ x1 🤝 Phenylephrine HCI CO
Hanging on a thread for week 3
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💎 x12 good guys
kaga can you hurry up and formulate my thoughts already
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⭐ x7 🤝
If they are true slob rankings he will get bored and stop after 3 weeks

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OP 💎 x16 🔱 Phenylephrine HCI
POE and DMC5 are taking over Slob’s brain atm. The lack of salty retorts are not helping fuel slob’s motivation either.

I fear week 3 ranking will never see the light of day.