Dear Backs, I sent you a squad invite but you still aint accept it
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom of the usl message
I sent two letters last season and you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with my internet or somethin'
Sometimes I type too fast and make typos when i type em'
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your hellcats?
I just got a cheap ass truck, Im regretting it a little
If I had a hellcat, guess what I'm a call it?
I'ma name it Backsy

I read about EMP ignoring you man, I'm sorry
My wife ignores me every night when I ask for sex man i feel you
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even save your sniping videos and watch them every night man
I got my desktop full of videos of your greatest snipes man
I like the squad you formed this year too, you guys are sick
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Fausto

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Backs, you still ain't sent a DM back or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me after your SL match
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed my lil brother BB's infantry cap I sent to you
That's my little brother man, he's only 32 years old
We waited in spec chat for you man
For four hours and you just logged off
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
BB wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met 8 years ago in Pub 5? NML?, you said if I joined your squad youd be my friend?
See I'm just like you in a way
I never won a ring for real man
I always had to join better players and ride them to the finals
I can relate to what you're saying in your forum posts
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read your posts over and over
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of "HEDCHOT" across my chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything shot you hit is real and I respect you 'cause you do it so effortlessly
My overweight wife is jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Backs, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta send me a DM back man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Fausto
P.S. we should make a squad together too

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Mister "Im a God sniper so I dont reply to my fans"
This will be the last DM I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages, It says "Read" because thats how Chris coded it
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in my $12k Used Truck, I'm doing 65 on the freeway
Hey Backs, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me and made a squad with me
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy response back or to join your squad

I hope you know I deleted all your sniping videos from my desktop
I love you Backs, we coulda been on a squad together, think about it
You could of sniped, i could of rined, but You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you drive your hellcat I hope that shit breaks down and you weep about it
I hope the IRS catches you and you cant even eat because of it
See Backs, *fat wife screams* shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Backs, that's my wife screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
Cause ill never be able to be good at infantry and us dying is your fault
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Fausto, I meant to respond sooner but I just been busy making bread
Your wife LOOKS pregnant, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your hellcat that
And here's an autograph for BB
I wrote it on the Infantry cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you after my match man, I must of missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about getting HEDCHOT tattooed on your chest?
You didnt have to go and do that man, but i appreciate it
You got some issues Fausto, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us squadding together?
That type of shit will never happen, Im too high of a caliber player
I really think you and your wife need each other
Or maybe you just need to make more money and treat her better
I hope you get to read this DM, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Fausto

Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she LOOKED pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!

This is amazing! Lol! Thank you Backs!

#istandwithbacks

OMG backs i hope you copy past all this shit, cuz if you didnt thats just sad

See this one we don't even need to change the lyrics to.

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far

Don't you know, don't you know
That it's wrong to take what is given you
So far gone, on your own
You can get along if you try to be strong
But you'll never be strong 'cause

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far

High and dry, out of the rain
It's so easy to hurt others when you can't feel pain
And don't you know that a love can't grow
'Cause there's too much to give, 'cause you'd rather live
For the thrill of it all, oh

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far
Say money but it won't get you too far
Say money but it won't get you too far
Get you too far

And you say
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
You're a rich girl, a rich girl
Oh, you're a rich, rich girl yeah
Say money but it won't get you too far
Oh, get ya too far

this guys legit, had NOTHING better to do. lol. luv u backs.

saw it as soon as i read it, wanted people to think he spent time on it.

btw Stan in that video is the kid from Little Giants and the not so kid from Final Destination.

You obviously didnt read it... I changed a lot of it to fit what i wanted it to say... Dont discredit me, double penetration.

Idol hands

I did read it, I'm not trying to discredit you.

Fausto, sup bro?

What’s up, homie? How you been?

Fausto I dedicate my SL win to you and your truck and your dogs I guess too

Fausto has the hottest wife on infantry

Wheres Vamp btw

Living life of course. I thought this thing died. Looks like you kept it alive haha.

holla 4 a dolla

Holla 4 a dolla!!