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<span class=squad-title><a href="/usl/view_match.php?s=505"><font size=6> Lowlife Thugs @ FUP </font></a></span><br>
<span class=squad-subtitle>Preview by</b>: <a href="/usl/view_user.php?u=1797"> 1-800-426-2537</a> (Season 21)</span><br>
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<blockquote> The Fuck You Pistor you fucking rat piece of shit boys vs The Decision Maker boys. Gonna be a good match. </blockquote><br>
<span class=summary-title>Breakdown </span><br><br><span class=summary>Let’s start with the Decision Maker Boys aka the guys who run this league aka the guys who run the show here aka the guys who make the community think we have a voice when we really don’t. Let’s start with them,

Let’s face it, they have the best leader in the league. Sov, time after time helps his team get in to the perfect position. Kevin is going to have to lead the best game of his life to pull off this win. It can be done… Fuck You Pistor You Dirty Ass Rat just has to play smart and be patient and pray Sov does something dumb which is highly unlikely.

The weak point I see on the Decision Maker boys side is their Marines, champ is a good marine but he will be playing demo… The only good marines that leaves is Nos and Ninj. Rogue will be playing AT mainly because I don’t think he’s as good a marine as he comes off. Him playing AT is way smarter in my opinion.

Marines vs Marines, Fuck You Pistor You Dirty Bald rat wins on paper, I’ll take The Mountain, Splittah and ER over any of the marines on The Decision Maker Boys.

Sov is going to want to put the beat down on Fuck You Pistor You Stupid Ugly Rat. Sov has a grudge against Kevin over some mid week SB drama with Hellcats. Sov wants to make Kevin pay. Kevin needs to play it extremely slow and set up ambushes. I’m sure we will have Bitch Boy Mecca in spec calling out “camp timer” every chance he gets during this match.

Moving on to Fuck You Pistor You Dumb Ass Clown, Splittah needs to have a big game this match, he needs to fix his Weadr keyboard and show these Decision Maker boys who’s going to be making decisions on match night. I think ER has been playing very well as AT and he’s only getting started. I think he will just get better after every match that goes by.

The Mountain in my opinion was this squads biggest pick up. His IQ and game sense is exactly what Fuck You Pistor You Look Like a Dick Head needed. Mountain is a great marine that certainly needs to show up for Fuck You Pistor You Bald Rat to have a chance at winning this game.

Backs had a great match last week against… what was that squad? Idk. Some shitty squad Deadly Wait? What’s the name? it’s that shitty squad Mecca made after leaving Sov as he tried to show Sov he can win games without him, he’s 0-3. Guess he was wrong. Anyway, Backs went 6-4 against Dead Weight, not the greatest score but his streams helped his team immensely win that game. I expect backs to play ripper this game.

We all know what the starting line ups will be. Same as my last write up. Definitely leave Pistor in spec. He is not built for this clash of the titans matchup.

The key to shit match is also going to be Med play, if Fuck You Pistor You’re a Pussy’s meds can have the greatest games of their lives, then FUP will win. FUP needs to get a lead and fall the Fck back and try and frustrate Sov.

If FUP can get Sov to yell “WHY R U GUYS TROLLING. PUSH THEM. WHY ARENT YOU GUYS PUSHING. YOU GUYS ARE TROLLING”, then FUP may have a chance.

Backs Betting Odds:

Decision Maker Boys Who Ruined Sniper: -500
Fuck You Pistor You Look Like My Dick: +225

Backs Prediction:

Fuck You Pistor You Look Like a Slug wins 49-47.

*if you don’t believe you can win, why even play?

Thanks everyone for reading. Good luck to all.
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Good read. No more insert X lineup and more flame each other. hell yea. I expect easoe to come back since he didn't get a mention.
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Damn you should rename this post to fuck you Pistor lol
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You lost to Pistor backs.