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Aerith Sep 27, 2024 25 replies 1061 views
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I was going to save this for USL live, but since we have a match coming up this week, let's do this in a more entertaining, open forum style @_@

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HELLO FRIENDS

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This will be a Warhawks / Cats rebuttal to yosh's recent comments since we didn't have any representation on USL Live and rarely do (Not blaming anyone for that, by the way - I don't think we have anyone interested in doing so.) I figured it made sense to come from me (the worst player on warhawks/cats -- fantasy rating + eye test) as I'll be responding to the worst player on ATW / DX (also fantasy rating, but eye test is subjective).

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<b>Let's examine some quotes from yosh:</b>

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1) "<i>They got incredibly lucky in that championship match. We got the first kill, made a stupid mistake and it costed us.</i>"

I mean -- isn't this the game? You're not always going to make the best decision in the heat of battle. I'm not sure where luck factors in here. Warhawks was lucky because you didn't make the best decision and it had nothing to do with the decision making of Warhawks? Weird.

Where'd we get lucky in the first game we won?
Was it unlucky when easoe ate two laws back to back in OT?
Was it unlucky when iron sat in place of you (also in OT)?

I'm just trying to figure out how luck plays into things so I can adjust in the future, tyty.

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2) This one will be three quotes:
"<i>And that was the worst roster we could probably put in in years</i>."
"<i>sov was playing medic</i>."
"<i>our marine power wasn't there</i>."

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<b>Fantasy Ratings via DX Players (Jordan/Eric)</b>
colossal (90)
easoe (90)
eric (90)
jordan (90)
shasta (80)
yosh (70)
<b>510 total `marine` power</b>
sov (100)
iron (100)
<b>200 total med power</b>

<b>710 rating combined roster</b>

-- <b>vs</b> --

legacy (80)
kaga (90)
fax (80)
tg (90)
sol (90)
ernie (90)
<b>520 total `marine` power</b>
aerith (70)
jason (80)
<b>150 total med power</b>

<b>670 rating combined roster</b>

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2) Ok, first:
"<i>and that was the worst roster we could probably put in in years</i>"

This one's too easy. You clearly could have a worse roster considering you forced 7's earlier in the season to avoid going up against Warhawks worst (fantasy rating) marine, but let's ignore that.

ACCORDING TO YOUR OWN PLAYERS (fantasy ratings)...
Our "marines (kaga)" were barely better than yours, but to make up for that, you had not only the best medic in the league, but the TWO best medics in the league. Additionally, you had the consensus best leader (vs a first season leader mind you). We can see that overall, based on fantasy ratings that were -- <i>again</i> -- constructed by ATW/DX players, ATW still had the better roster and thus we have to look elsewhere to answer the question `where did things go wrong?`

Here's some theories!:
1- Are the ratings wrong? Maybe The Warhawks players are underrated, or could it be that the ATW players are overrated? A combination of both? Do we need a fantasy ratings committee to get a better assessment of players?

2- Sov is overrated in the leading department. Fuck. This one hurts to say because I think Sov is genuinely the best leader in the game, but he had the superior roster and lost to a bunch of plumbers. <b>According to yosh's own logic</b>, Sov requires a VASTLY superior roster to win, because just having a marginally better roster isn't good enough.

3- Let's go back to the original quotes that started this: "sov was playing medic" (you know, the med award winner) - "our marine power wasn't there". OK, so let me get this straight. You have the two best meds in the game and somehow, despite being only the slimmest of margins worse from a marine aspect (fantasy ratings), your marine power wasn't there? I want to hear your theories here. Which marines suck? Just Shasta because he was the only one who didn't make a return? You? Easoe? Eric? Jordan? Jeff? When did those guys turn into a detriment that equates to "not having the marine power"? I didn't say it, you did.

<b>To summarize, what do we think caused ATW's downfall last season?</b>
Overrated/Underrated Players? Probably. Especially those ATW marines who couldn't provide the firepower. At least three of 'em should be benched for Champ, nos and chompy (sup chomp). What about Sov being an overrated leader? Less likely, but yosh implied it, so who am I to argue? Fuck, I don't know. Let's chalk it up to luck (twice).

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3) "<i>Do I think they're setting it up for again to say oh, we didn't care, we didn't try? Of course. I think they do this shit every season.</i>"

Where is this even coming from? Genuine question. Warhawks existed for one season and nobody claimed to not be trying that one season. Yes, Cats is an offshoot of Warhawks, but it is NOT the same squad and that's the only thing we've reiterated this 1/3rd of a season that has been played thus far.

tg - showed for the one match he's going to show for this season, busy with irl stuff
kaga - had a kid, ain't showing all season
stavudine - recruited by you dorks before we made a decision on what we were going to do this season
sol - won't show

You can call Cats Warhawks all you want and act like you're going to get your revenge by phoning in a friend (Champion) to replace your plumber marines (you said it, not me), but fact of the matter is, you ain't beating Warhawks this season - sorry pal. That squad just doesn't exist, however, if it makes you feel better to huff the compium and say you're getting your revenge by beating half that starting lineup, you do you. I'll support you, homie. Just don't embarrass yourself by losing to three meds playing marine this weekend, cause that wouldn't be a good look. 20 kill win or bust, imo.

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<b>In Conclusion:</b>

it's just banter m8
<b>Vote: yosh</b>
can i join dx, cats suck
30 minutes sniper, don't be a bitch, u scared? others said they were gonna snipe then changed classes after 15 minutes so i better not see you do that
oops wrong match, ignore that last one
but 4 real i'll c u on the battlefield, don't run when u see me comin

anyone want to play forum mafia?

ps> i'm hoping warhawks reforms next season or the one after and we can play whatever iteration of sov squad exists minus the plumbers and plus chris/nos or whoever you have in mind there

pss> <b>LUCK</b>

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Ya'll got my opinion, so...

<b>To the Public:</b>
Why do we think ATW lost to Warhawks last season? (TWICE -- like the number of laws that landed on easoe's head in OT) Do we think it was luck? Overrated/Underrated players? Or something else entirely? Let's get the discussion rolling, tyty.
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yosh, only way to settle this once and for all is to come play forum mafia.
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@Staley

I'll play FM and vote for whoever you ask me to after this epic post.

Can't wait to get crushed on Sunday now.

<b>FOS Champion</b>
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Oh lala this is HOT and SPICY, I haven't even listened to USL Live yet brb...

Obviously we sent in Jeff to sabotage ATW from the inside DUH

jk One Love Jeff <3
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League Analyst 💎 x10 🥇 Gentlemen
I don't think we had a weak lineup last season, weaker than in the past though that's true.

Also UFL ratings are just Eric now.

I don't agree with all of yosh's statements for the record just adding context.
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Rats
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hell ya brother!
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jk One Love
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Staley, these pussys just talk shit and only want to pump up peeps that they cool with like its highschool. The reason why Rom is the best analyst/broadcaster is because he is impartial unlike 90% of the peeps commentating imo. Also, with that being the topic can we remove some toxic broadcasters like Eric who brings literally 0 value and use the platform just to spew his own nonsense????
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League Analyst ⭐ x7 🤝 🥈 Gentlemen
On these squads there are the player(s) that carry the team and the players that get carried
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hvk wrote:
On these squads there are the player(s) that carry the team and the players that get carried
Proud to be in the get carried bucket
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Mecca wrote:
I don't think we had a weak lineup last season, weaker than in the past though that's true. Also UFL ratings are just Eric now. I don't agree with all of yosh's statements for the record just adding context.
my bad sir - i thought you and eric both still worked on them
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G wrote:
Staley, these pussys just talk shit and only want to pump up peeps that they cool with like its highschool. The reason why Rom is the best analyst/broadcaster is because he is impartial unlike 90% of the peeps commentating imo. Also, with that being the topic can we remove some toxic broadcasters li ...
i'm looking forward to seeing top 5 split this weekend O_O
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hvk wrote:
On these squads there are the player(s) that carry the team and the players that get carried
this is a good topic - what player is getting carried the hardest on each squad? let's poll the boys
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Aerith wrote:
this is a good topic - what player is getting carried the hardest on each squad? let's poll the boys
Cats: Fax
DGX: Me


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G wrote:
Staley, these pussys just talk shit and only want to pump up peeps that they cool with like its highschool. The reason why Rom is the best analyst/broadcaster is because he is impartial unlike 90% of the peeps commentating imo. Also, with that being the topic can we remove some toxic broadcasters li ...
Why dont you hop in and commentate then? Rom has stated numerous times that all are welcome to give it a go. Or do you not want to because you yourself have no clue what youre talking about 100pct of the time mr. plumber :)
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I do the preview shows and show literally 0 bias unlike you.
We need people who broadcast to be impartial otherwise it will just be a platform to talk shit. Eric ur def the worst at that and your opinions have been wrong pretty much every season as well. If you have the balls to shit talk to a player who's also broadcasting with you different story. Otherwise in my opinion it's plain pussy shit to talk crap about someone who isn't there to talk back. Eric is the worst analyst by far and you can see his brain cells at work on UFL if you need confirmation.
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e wrote:
Cats: Fax DGX: Me xd
Agreed on both accounts
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Bahahaahahahahahahhaaha
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I'm just amazed there are still people dedicated to write these long forum posts.
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