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<span class=squad-title>Cocaine</span>
<span class=squad-subtitle>Breakdown by <a href="/usl/view_user.php?u=738"> Rom</a> (Season 26)</span><br><span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white size=2> Full Report and Player Ratings: <a style=color:lime href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&id=429"> Here</a></font></span><br>
<span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white>Rate Analysis: </font></span><a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=like&id=429"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-up fa-2x"></i></a> <a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=dislike&id=429"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-down fa-2x"></i></a><br>
<blockquote> Pistor's Crew Takes Another Swing </blockquote><br>
<span class=summary-title> Breakdown </span><br><br><span class=summary>Pistor's Crew, of whom I have dubbed 'Alphabet Soup', have been on quite the journey over the past several seasons. After leaving the safe bosom of Sov, Pistor allowed his wings to spread and take flight himself - captaining a mid-tier squad for a couple of seasons while trying to find his footing both as a leader and a player. But over the past four seasons this rag-tag group of "2nd Stringers" have built an incredible chemistry in their play, and last season were able to stay in first place in the league until nearly the bitter end. And while playoffs didn't go exactly the way they wanted, they still achieved something pretty incredible finishing in second place to a strong Birds squad who just proved too much for them to compete against in open terrain.
But Pistor took those lessons from last season and his squad is back for Season 26 new and improved. We still have the familiar faces from last season - Kevin, Leak, Splittah, The Mountain, Danny, Pistor and Victim. But Cocaine is one helluva drug, and it's dangerous allure has proven too strong to resist for USL heavyweights who have flocked to Pistor's side like moths to a flame. Shasta McNasta (hp=1), Dave, and the LMG-powerhouse Easoe have joined up, and Pistor is hoping they are exactly the players he needed to push his team over the line for the Championship.
I think they would've have a great chance to truly compete for that but-for the existence of the squad K Dude, who have the strongest lineup in recent USL history. I see Cocaine winning every game they play ultimately except for their two meetings with K Dude, regardless of side selection. I think the Darkslayers games could particularly be interesting, and may come down to the wire, but I think Cocaine takes both of them right now in the end. All the other games should be solid victories, and Cocaine are an improved version of Jersey Boys from Season 25.
Overall: 8.25/10 - #2 Squad in Romulocks Power Rankings for Season 26
<span class=squad-subtitle>Breakdown by <a href="/usl/view_user.php?u=738"> Rom</a> (Season 26)</span><br><span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white size=2> Full Report and Player Ratings: <a style=color:lime href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&id=429"> Here</a></font></span><br>
<span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white>Rate Analysis: </font></span><a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=like&id=429"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-up fa-2x"></i></a> <a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=dislike&id=429"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-down fa-2x"></i></a><br>
<blockquote> Pistor's Crew Takes Another Swing </blockquote><br>
<span class=summary-title> Breakdown </span><br><br><span class=summary>Pistor's Crew, of whom I have dubbed 'Alphabet Soup', have been on quite the journey over the past several seasons. After leaving the safe bosom of Sov, Pistor allowed his wings to spread and take flight himself - captaining a mid-tier squad for a couple of seasons while trying to find his footing both as a leader and a player. But over the past four seasons this rag-tag group of "2nd Stringers" have built an incredible chemistry in their play, and last season were able to stay in first place in the league until nearly the bitter end. And while playoffs didn't go exactly the way they wanted, they still achieved something pretty incredible finishing in second place to a strong Birds squad who just proved too much for them to compete against in open terrain.
But Pistor took those lessons from last season and his squad is back for Season 26 new and improved. We still have the familiar faces from last season - Kevin, Leak, Splittah, The Mountain, Danny, Pistor and Victim. But Cocaine is one helluva drug, and it's dangerous allure has proven too strong to resist for USL heavyweights who have flocked to Pistor's side like moths to a flame. Shasta McNasta (hp=1), Dave, and the LMG-powerhouse Easoe have joined up, and Pistor is hoping they are exactly the players he needed to push his team over the line for the Championship.
I think they would've have a great chance to truly compete for that but-for the existence of the squad K Dude, who have the strongest lineup in recent USL history. I see Cocaine winning every game they play ultimately except for their two meetings with K Dude, regardless of side selection. I think the Darkslayers games could particularly be interesting, and may come down to the wire, but I think Cocaine takes both of them right now in the end. All the other games should be solid victories, and Cocaine are an improved version of Jersey Boys from Season 25.
Overall: 8.25/10 - #2 Squad in Romulocks Power Rankings for Season 26