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Iceman's Pre season hype power rankings
e Mar 3, 2025 2 replies 264 views
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I'll start off by saying that in all honesty squads 3-5 are up in the air, any given sunday.

1) K Dude: I mean not much to say here, nos probably wont show(if he does he might pull an easoe and hider troll in spec). champ will show every once in awhile and slob is looking to prove rom right with his 82rating. The starting line up is probably a revolving door this season with multiple people saying theyll miss some weeks. But come playoffs everyone will show.

Projected line up:
The Brain Bug(nader after his lengthy post sayin it needs a nerf)
Team Support(medic)
Fax(ds)
Tactical
tg
Colossal(ranger)
Aerith(AT)
slob(demo)

Standout player: TEAM SUPPORT(Iron); With this roster of solid some might say stacked marines the stability and even killing power iron brings as a medic is 2nd to none.

2) Cocaine: Pistor brings jb core back for another run with the additions of easoe, shas and dave. Biggest question mark aside from whose benching for easoe(danny) but rather, is dave going to show? or is he gonna be afk getting pizza and making infantry hats all season long. shas is also a question mark as to where he'll slide in unless he plans on playing medic.

Projected line up:
easoe
leak
P
K
G
simp(med)
3/victim(med)
THE MOUNTAIN

Standout player; easoe. Especially if they let him take over LMG he will be the deadliest player on this roster if he shows to every game.

3) Macrodata Refinement: Angelus managed to coerce yosh with the help of joe into leading these guys and at first glance I thought it might be a little rough for the mighty moose. However, the late addition to albert solidifies another established sk vet and vocal player in whom he's teamed up with in the past on squads like OVERWATCH.

I actually really like this roster and believe that once everyone gets their playtime in, their core roster may in fact give quite a few squads a run for their money or even flat out beat them. And to much of everyones surprise I actually see them taking the third seed.

Projected line up:
yosh
Albert
Angelus
Herthbul
grump(med)
bonds(med)
Axidus
Ruler/thegreatchompy

Standout player: Herthbul; Im not sure what class he will be playing id love to see him on LMG/ Marine or even put him on AT but regardless if hes a killing class he will likely be this teams deadliest player.

4) Darkslayers: Tyrael keeps the same roster going into season 26 with the addition of Uni another SK vet, these guys did well at slowing the pace of the game down to keep things close in the semi's vs birds(yes it was boring but effective) where we watched multiple instances of abuse on poor fax by Fausto. It'll be interesting to see how well these guys build off of that game, biggest question mark is will manu be available for every game.

Projected line up:
Typhoon(LMG)
manu/x5(meds)
dead(med)
King(support) - id like to see him AT
FlyMolo
Brillhart
Phony
Fausto

Standout: FlyMolo; I know im gonna sound like rom here and after the season typhoon had and the playoff showing from Fausto and brill hes not the person everyone's looking at. However, that's exactly why he'll be the standout, a full season to unrust learn the new classes in play and get familiar with the maps again I think this is his breakout season where we see a glimpse of how effective of a killer he was back in the old days or he flops and gets officially labeled a plumber.

5) Francotiradores: First off the hell is this name backs? second off gj putting together what looks to be quite the competitive roster and doing so rather quickly. For someone whose "burned a lot of bridges" and im one who thought so too he managed to get a decent team together. The real question is can backs prove he can lead or will sk aka Jake show be active and lead. Also will stav show? Pandy joined so there is a possibility the valheim buddies will play together. I will say this roster has the ultimate troll duo in Pandy and Oct I can only imagine what their discord is going to sound like.

Projected line up:
Backs(LMG)
Sabotage
Rusty Shackleford
sK
Stav(med)
Rom(med)
Pandy
Oct(ripper/demo)

Standout player: Rusty Shackleford; I know a lot of people are probably picking Sabo but haup came in the tail end of last season and performed exceptionally well and much like my case for Molo I believe haup will fly under a lot of teams radars and perform quite well.

6) Evolution: Behold the glorious evo.. wrong game my bad this aint League. Bowen and smack team up to bring what looks like a blend of nexus and TSS, the glaring questions to me are how active will draco and mosh be? Arguably the best marines on this roster with a lot of experience from the WH days caw caw, but even with them active its lookin to be a rough season. Also will bowen force thatdude to play another class after hearing him PLEAD for this man to play something else in the broadcast booth.

Projected line up:
Draco
mosh
Bones
smackrock
motionless
MP
chica(med)
ThatDude(med)

Standout Player: Draco; as stated above him and mosh are 1&2 on this roster if active. He has the battle opening ability, but will he be able to get the advantage first before the rest of the team gets outgunned is another story.
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Great write up. Love the projection for macro, we’re in for a season!
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