Alright dudes here we go we got this match that's gonna be cray we got these hoes called KKK or some shit then we got these other azn doods called Hypocrites.
I dont know what is hypocritical about them and I dont know why KK(K) is so racist but its all good.
----- KAYS KREW -----------
KK is going to look to throw Bouncer in here to confuse everyone and make them think Deviak has made a comeback. (cuz he sounds like devicrack on vent ) He's so much like deviak he might even be booking a flight to china to see PYCutieIRIS soon but im not too sure
Also one of Kay DUb's favorite plays is to go all the way around thru the nme's base and then try to catch them unawares and come on their backs (true story)
1. Bouncer is pretty OK on the reals then we got :
2. Kay Double-U who made that alias back when KW was taken
3. dp rdy to double penetrate any and all tight anuses that come in his way (COME in his way, get it?)
4. Hiro (aka SonHiro) who is a cool dood thats my bro
(Aim: 96 Dodge 88.6767 / Stamina: 94 / Agility 72 / Weaknesses: kryptopnite )
5. Palm aka Pam ANderson's son rdy to go Ham while eating a ham sammich he got his woman to make for him (MEDIC)
6. 7. Jane or chica as other medic to add that feminine touch (i heard they want the uniforms changed to light pink (salmon) and pastel blue next season with a floral print on the helmet)
8. For the 8th spot it could be anyone from Lyric the legend to Albert to whoever else i'm too lazy to click Squads on the left right now and chec the roster (EDIT: EZEE the mystery man puts up decent numbers when he plays... Ice could rine... etc.)
---------HYPOCRITES------
from what i'm told this squad is 90% canadian and 69% azn and 100% pure unadulterated fucking-u-gently raw ownage
this prediction isn't even funny
ok so these dudes r gonna do pretty OK but tbh KK tries to play mind games when these 2 squads SB. KK comes out without a leader then when someone hits them with a 3-kill LAW bouncer claims it only happened cuz no1 was leading.
basically KK is trying to make Hypo think this willbe an eZ match
for Hypo we got:
1. Distrikt the god
2. infinite or Phlow as rine cuz infinite's lag is not letting him play med properly anymore
3. J. the azn whiteboy
4. Keyser even tho he doesn't know what "weed" or "j-channel" or "mesa" are yet
5. Metal the aggressive metal-head marine
6. as med my boy Romulocks aka GNR from Envy SL1 ... (or? s.f. my azn pal as medical officer extroaidrdinaire)
7. i dont know who else i'm too lazy to click-- ... ok hold up:
Dove should be allowed to play since he's 1 of me and distrikts favorites. just has to keep his awareness up
8. 666 aka Cannbical .. Lunar Tick.. NBC... a med...
Final score prediction ... hypo wins 76-75 ?
Dist MVP
glhf
I dont know what is hypocritical about them and I dont know why KK(K) is so racist but its all good.
----- KAYS KREW -----------
KK is going to look to throw Bouncer in here to confuse everyone and make them think Deviak has made a comeback. (cuz he sounds like devicrack on vent ) He's so much like deviak he might even be booking a flight to china to see PYCutieIRIS soon but im not too sure
Also one of Kay DUb's favorite plays is to go all the way around thru the nme's base and then try to catch them unawares and come on their backs (true story)
1. Bouncer is pretty OK on the reals then we got :
2. Kay Double-U who made that alias back when KW was taken
3. dp rdy to double penetrate any and all tight anuses that come in his way (COME in his way, get it?)
4. Hiro (aka SonHiro) who is a cool dood thats my bro
(Aim: 96 Dodge 88.6767 / Stamina: 94 / Agility 72 / Weaknesses: kryptopnite )
5. Palm aka Pam ANderson's son rdy to go Ham while eating a ham sammich he got his woman to make for him (MEDIC)
6. 7. Jane or chica as other medic to add that feminine touch (i heard they want the uniforms changed to light pink (salmon) and pastel blue next season with a floral print on the helmet)
8. For the 8th spot it could be anyone from Lyric the legend to Albert to whoever else i'm too lazy to click Squads on the left right now and chec the roster (EDIT: EZEE the mystery man puts up decent numbers when he plays... Ice could rine... etc.)
---------HYPOCRITES------
from what i'm told this squad is 90% canadian and 69% azn and 100% pure unadulterated fucking-u-gently raw ownage
this prediction isn't even funny
ok so these dudes r gonna do pretty OK but tbh KK tries to play mind games when these 2 squads SB. KK comes out without a leader then when someone hits them with a 3-kill LAW bouncer claims it only happened cuz no1 was leading.
basically KK is trying to make Hypo think this willbe an eZ match
for Hypo we got:
1. Distrikt the god
2. infinite or Phlow as rine cuz infinite's lag is not letting him play med properly anymore
3. J. the azn whiteboy
4. Keyser even tho he doesn't know what "weed" or "j-channel" or "mesa" are yet
5. Metal the aggressive metal-head marine
6. as med my boy Romulocks aka GNR from Envy SL1 ... (or? s.f. my azn pal as medical officer extroaidrdinaire)
7. i dont know who else i'm too lazy to click-- ... ok hold up:
Dove should be allowed to play since he's 1 of me and distrikts favorites. just has to keep his awareness up
8. 666 aka Cannbical .. Lunar Tick.. NBC... a med...
Final score prediction ... hypo wins 76-75 ?
Dist MVP
glhf