OP
The jet black dropship, damaged from passing the dangerous triton's meteor belt, donned with offensive and verbose graffiti lands on the backwater planet of Colchis.
Cannibal and his crew raggedly gather around the ship, stretching their legs and polishing their assault rifles. King Cybeast of Colchis approaches Cannibal and greets him; "Dafuq is that busted up piece of shit you rode in, bruh." Cannibal removes his helmet and furrows his brow at the king, belting out; "This my party bus u faggot, I'm here for your gg nades". The King, besmirched by the warrior's response, smirked and requested him of three tasks; "You must duel Champion and win, debate against Axidus and prove you are right and before you do any of this: park that busted shit somewhere else."
chica had already snuck around and stole all of the golden gg nades as they spoke, sneaking the load into the dropship just as the king had finished speaking to the warrior. Cannibal replied to King Cybeast "fuck that, imma netflix and chill, peace gg." King Cybeast retorted; "get good noob."
Cannibal and his crew raggedly gather around the ship, stretching their legs and polishing their assault rifles. King Cybeast of Colchis approaches Cannibal and greets him; "Dafuq is that busted up piece of shit you rode in, bruh." Cannibal removes his helmet and furrows his brow at the king, belting out; "This my party bus u faggot, I'm here for your gg nades". The King, besmirched by the warrior's response, smirked and requested him of three tasks; "You must duel Champion and win, debate against Axidus and prove you are right and before you do any of this: park that busted shit somewhere else."
chica had already snuck around and stole all of the golden gg nades as they spoke, sneaking the load into the dropship just as the king had finished speaking to the warrior. Cannibal replied to King Cybeast "fuck that, imma netflix and chill, peace gg." King Cybeast retorted; "get good noob."
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Monkey Business 