First Lieutenant
Sabotage
Monkey Business Career
39-36
75 Games
52%
Win%
702
Kills
453
Deaths
1.55
K/D
9.36
KPG
74.7
#44 Rating
Season 55
6-3
9 Games
66.7%
Win%
35
Kills
45
Deaths
0.78
K/D
3.89
KPG
73.7
#20 Rating
Joined Sep 17, 2014
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Last login Mar 3, 2026
Achievements 5
🎖️ Career Milestones
🎖️
Enlisted
💀
Slayer
🔫
Contributor
🔫
Carry
Awards 12
x6
Combat Commendation Medal
x3
Campaign Soldier Medal
Combat Infantry Star Medal
Meritorious Conduct Medal
UFL Winner
Statistics By Season 12
| Season | Class | GP | W-L | K | D | K/D | KPG | Healing | HPG | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 55 | MED | 9 | 6-3 | 35 | 45 | 0.78 | 3.89 | 23,253 | 2583.67 | 73.7 |
| Season 54 | LMG | 8 | 6-2 | 111 | 49 | 2.27 | 13.88 | - | - | 83.3 |
| Season 53 | LMG | 6 | 4-2 | 72 | 36 | 2 | 12 | - | - | 79.5 |
| Season 26 | ATR | 9 | 1-8 | 106 | 68 | 1.56 | 11.78 | - | - | 71.1 |
| Season 25 | MAR | 5 | 3-2 | 39 | 32 | 1.22 | 7.8 | 2,899 | 579.8 | - |
| Season 24 | LMG | 7 | 3-4 | 72 | 45 | 1.6 | 10.29 | - | - | 71.5 |
| Season 23 | MAR | 9 | 4-5 | 89 | 49 | 1.82 | 9.89 | - | - | 73.4 |
| Season 22 | LMG | 5 | 2-3 | 43 | 35 | 1.23 | 8.6 | 3,391 | 678.2 | 68.3 |
| Season 21 | LMG | 4 | 2-2 | 30 | 25 | 1.2 | 7.5 | - | - | 64.4 |
| Season 15 | MAR | 3 | 2-1 | 25 | 15 | 1.67 | 8.33 | - | - | 70 |
| Season 14 | ATR | 4 | 2-2 | 43 | 28 | 1.54 | 10.75 | - | - | 71.1 |
| Season 1 | MAR | 6 | 4-2 | 37 | 26 | 1.42 | 6.17 | - | - | 68 |
Season 55
MED 73.7
6-3
9 GP
35 / 45
K / D
0.78
K/D
3.89
KPG
23,253
Healing
2583.67
HPG
Season 54
LMG 83.3
6-2
8 GP
111 / 49
K / D
2.27
K/D
13.88
KPG
Season 53
LMG 79.5
4-2
6 GP
72 / 36
K / D
2
K/D
12
KPG
Season 26
ATR 71.1
1-8
9 GP
106 / 68
K / D
1.56
K/D
11.78
KPG
Season 25
MAR
3-2
5 GP
39 / 32
K / D
1.22
K/D
7.8
KPG
2,899
Healing
579.8
HPG
Season 24
LMG 71.5
3-4
7 GP
72 / 45
K / D
1.6
K/D
10.29
KPG
Season 23
MAR 73.4
4-5
9 GP
89 / 49
K / D
1.82
K/D
9.89
KPG
Season 22
LMG 68.3
2-3
5 GP
43 / 35
K / D
1.23
K/D
8.6
KPG
3,391
Healing
678.2
HPG
Season 21
LMG 64.4
2-2
4 GP
30 / 25
K / D
1.2
K/D
7.5
KPG
Season 15
MAR 70
2-1
3 GP
25 / 15
K / D
1.67
K/D
8.33
KPG
Season 14
ATR 71.1
2-2
4 GP
43 / 28
K / D
1.54
K/D
10.75
KPG
Season 1
MAR 68
4-2
6 GP
37 / 26
K / D
1.42
K/D
6.17
KPG
Matches 75
| Date | Match | Result | Score | Player Stats |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mar 1 | Kays Krew 3 vs Monkey Business | W | 41-52 | 9K / 3D |
| Feb 22 | Gentlemen vs Monkey Business | L | 64-34 | 0K / 5D |
| Feb 22 | Monkey Business vs Phenylephrine HCI | W | 108-19 | 12K / 0D |
| Feb 15 | Monkey Business vs Clique | W | 55-44 | 4K / 6D |
| Feb 1 | good guys vs Monkey Business | L | 65-39 | 1K / 4D |
| Jan 25 | Monkey Business vs Kays Krew 3 | W | 118-40 | 3K / 7D |
| Jan 18 | Monkey Business vs Gentlemen | L | 48-90 | 2K / 12D |
| Jan 18 | Phenylephrine HCI vs Monkey Business | W | 41-110 | 2K / 6D |
| Jan 11 | Clique vs Monkey Business | W | 35-42 | 2K / 2D |
W
Monkey Business @ Kays Krew 3
41-52
Mar 1 · 9K / 3D
L
Monkey Business @ Gentlemen
64-34
Feb 22 · 0K / 5D
W
Phenylephrine HCI @ Monkey Business
108-19
Feb 22 · 12K / 0D
W
Clique @ Monkey Business
55-44
Feb 15 · 4K / 6D
L
Monkey Business @ good guys
65-39
Feb 1 · 1K / 4D
W
Kays Krew 3 @ Monkey Business
118-40
Jan 25 · 3K / 7D
L
Gentlemen @ Monkey Business
48-90
Jan 18 · 2K / 12D
W
Monkey Business @ Phenylephrine HCI
41-110
Jan 18 · 2K / 6D
W
Monkey Business @ Clique
35-42
Jan 11 · 2K / 2D
| Date | Season | Match | Result | Score | Player Stats |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nov 9, 2025 | Season 54 | Care Package vs bugs | L | 48-67 | 12K / 10D |
| Nov 2, 2025 | Season 54 | American Eagle vs Care Package | W | 31-72 | 12K / 3D |
| Oct 26, 2025 | Season 54 | Care Package vs Dead Squad | W | 63-29 | 12K / 7D |
| Oct 19, 2025 | Season 54 | Gentlemen vs Care Package | L | 73-24 | 2K / 9D |
| Oct 19, 2025 | Season 54 | CLICK CLACK POW vs Care Package | W | 37-76 | 14K / 6D |
| Oct 12, 2025 | Season 54 | Care Package vs Dead Squad | W | 58-52 | 12K / 6D |
| Oct 12, 2025 | Season 54 | American Eagle vs Care Package | W | 33-78 | 18K / 5D |
| Sep 21, 2025 | Season 54 | Care Package vs CLICK CLACK POW | W | 134-29 | 29K / 3D |
| Aug 3, 2025 | Season 53 | Darkslayers vs Season 27 | L | 20-22 | 4K / 3D |
| Jul 27, 2025 | Season 53 | Birds vs Darkslayers | L | 45-22 | 4K / 8D |
| Jul 20, 2025 | Season 53 | Darkslayers vs v2 | W | 126-31 | 29K / 5D |
| Jul 13, 2025 | Season 53 | Darkslayers vs Weaponized Autism | W | 51-29 | 9K / 6D |
| Jun 29, 2025 | Season 53 | Law and Mortar vs Darkslayers | W | 31-83 | 18K / 5D |
| Jun 15, 2025 | Season 53 | OUT FOR BLOOD vs Darkslayers | W | 40-66 | 8K / 9D |
| Apr 27, 2025 | Season 26 | Freemasons vs Darkslayers | L | 54-59 | 14K / 7D |
| Apr 20, 2025 | Season 26 | Freemasons vs K Dude | L | 54-80 | 13K / 11D |
| Apr 13, 2025 | Season 26 | Freemasons vs Evolution | W | 115-38 | 30K / 3D |
| Apr 13, 2025 | Season 26 | Darkslayers vs Freemasons | L | 51-37 | 8K / 5D |
| Apr 6, 2025 | Season 26 | Macrodata Refinement vs Freemasons | L | 57-40 | 12K / 8D |
| Mar 30, 2025 | Season 26 | Freemasons vs Cocaine | L | 50-60 | 16K / 7D |
| Mar 23, 2025 | Season 26 | Freemasons vs Macrodata Refinement | L | 32-42 | 2K / 7D |
| Mar 23, 2025 | Season 26 | K Dude vs Freemasons | L | 83-22 | 5K / 11D |
| Mar 16, 2025 | Season 26 | Cocaine vs Freemasons | L | 69-39 | 6K / 9D |
| Jan 26, 2025 | Season 25 | Birds vs Talking Smack Sunday | W | 55-32 | 2K / 6D |
| Jan 12, 2025 | Season 25 | Birds vs Jersey Boys | W | 43-25 | 9K / 4D |
| Jan 5, 2025 | Season 25 | Talking Smack Sunday vs Birds | W | 37-119 | 11K / 5D |
| Dec 8, 2024 | Season 25 | Birds vs Sparta | L | 62-55 | 8K / 9D |
| Oct 20, 2024 | Season 24 | Suicide Squad vs Nexus | W | 83-29 | 16K / 4D |
| Oct 20, 2024 | Season 24 | New World Order vs Suicide Squad | L | 80-38 | 6K / 11D |
| Oct 6, 2024 | Season 24 | Suicide Squad vs Crusaders | W | 84-31 | 19K / 4D |
| Oct 6, 2024 | Season 24 | D-Generation X vs Suicide Squad | L | 67-31 | 8K / 8D |
| Oct 6, 2024 | Season 24 | Cats vs Suicide Squad | L | 54-36 | 10K / 8D |
| Sep 15, 2024 | Season 24 | Crusaders vs Suicide Squad | W | 41-43 | 8K / 7D |
| Sep 15, 2024 | Season 24 | Suicide Squad vs D-Generation X | L | 27-30 | 5K / 3D |
| Jul 28, 2024 | Season 23 | Crap Shooters vs D-Generation X | L | 17-35 | 2K / 6D |
| Jul 21, 2024 | Season 23 | Nexus vs Crap Shooters | W | 28-86 | 18K / 2D |
| Jul 14, 2024 | Season 23 | D-Generation X vs Crap Shooters | L | 66-22 | 7K / 9D |
| Jul 14, 2024 | Season 23 | Warhawks vs Crap Shooters | L | 91-22 | 2K / 10D |
| Jul 7, 2024 | Season 23 | Crap Shooters vs kNock Your Punkass Down | W | 88-20 | 29K / 2D |
| Jun 23, 2024 | Season 23 | Crap Shooters vs Nexus | W | 70-13 | 11K / 3D |
| Jun 16, 2024 | Season 23 | Crap Shooters vs PayPigs | L | 27-43 | 3K / 7D |
| Jun 16, 2024 | Season 23 | kNock Your Punkass Down vs Crap Shooters | W | 29-80 | 12K / 4D |
| Jun 9, 2024 | Season 23 | Crap Shooters vs Warhawks | L | 21-51 | 5K / 6D |
| Apr 28, 2024 | Season 22 | Zero Tolerance vs Taking Backs Sunday | W | 101-26 | 16K / 4D |
| Apr 21, 2024 | Season 22 | kNock Your Punkass Down vs Zero Tolerance | W | 34-60 | 16K / 5D |
| Apr 21, 2024 | Season 22 | Zero Tolerance vs hungry beavers | L | 35-42 | 4K / 5D |
| Apr 14, 2024 | Season 22 | Over 9000 vs Zero Tolerance | L | 83-23 | 5K / 10D |
| Mar 24, 2024 | Season 22 | Zero Tolerance vs Over 9000 | L | 35-100 | 2K / 11D |
| Feb 4, 2024 | Season 21 | Dead Weight vs One Love | W | 56-48 | 7K / 8D |
| Feb 4, 2024 | Season 21 | Lowlife Thugs vs Dead Weight | L | 52-30 | 6K / 6D |
| Jan 28, 2024 | Season 21 | Hellcats vs Dead Weight | W | 11-106 | 14K / 4D |
| Jan 21, 2024 | Season 21 | FUP vs Dead Weight | L | 44-39 | 3K / 7D |
| Sep 16, 2018 | Season 15 | Thugs Cry Too vs HEDCHOTTAS | L | 32-46 | 6K / 8D |
| Aug 19, 2018 | Season 15 | Pumping Iron vs Thugs Cry Too | W | 28-59 | 12K / 3D |
| Aug 12, 2018 | Season 15 | Thugs Cry Too vs USL Hotline | W | 73-16 | 7K / 4D |
| May 27, 2018 | Season 14 | Allegiance vs idc | L | 24-77 | 10K / 10D |
| May 20, 2018 | Season 14 | out of nowhere vs Allegiance | W | 40-88 | 21K / 5D |
| May 6, 2018 | Season 14 | USL Hotline vs Allegiance | W | 10-39 | 7K / 3D |
| Apr 29, 2018 | Season 14 | Allegiance vs Infantry Horror Story | L | 34-54 | 5K / 10D |
| Nov 23, 2014 | Season 1 | Predators vs snakes | W | 22-18 | 1K / 1D |
| Nov 16, 2014 | Season 1 | Predators vs System Err0r | W | 53-42 | 2K / 6D |
| Nov 10, 2014 | Season 1 | Access Denied vs Predators | L | 48-35 | 4K / 7D |
| Nov 2, 2014 | Season 1 | Uppercut vs Predators | W | 42-52 | 11K / 4D |
| Oct 26, 2014 | Season 1 | Predators vs idc | L | 32-45 | 8K / 5D |
| Oct 19, 2014 | Season 1 | Predators vs v2 | W | 37-26 | 11K / 3D |
| Nov 30, -0001 | Season 25 | Sparta vs Jersey Boys | L | 44-48 | 9K / 8D |
L
bugs @ Care Package
48-67
Season 54 · Nov 9, 2025 · 12K / 10D
W
Care Package @ American Eagle
31-72
Season 54 · Nov 2, 2025 · 12K / 3D
W
Dead Squad @ Care Package
63-29
Season 54 · Oct 26, 2025 · 12K / 7D
L
Care Package @ Gentlemen
73-24
Season 54 · Oct 19, 2025 · 2K / 9D
W
Care Package @ CLICK CLACK POW
37-76
Season 54 · Oct 19, 2025 · 14K / 6D
W
Dead Squad @ Care Package
58-52
Season 54 · Oct 12, 2025 · 12K / 6D
W
Care Package @ American Eagle
33-78
Season 54 · Oct 12, 2025 · 18K / 5D
W
CLICK CLACK POW @ Care Package
134-29
Season 54 · Sep 21, 2025 · 29K / 3D
L
Season 27 @ Darkslayers
20-22
Season 53 · Aug 3, 2025 · 4K / 3D
L
Darkslayers @ Birds
45-22
Season 53 · Jul 27, 2025 · 4K / 8D
W
v2 @ Darkslayers
126-31
Season 53 · Jul 20, 2025 · 29K / 5D
W
Weaponized Autism @ Darkslayers
51-29
Season 53 · Jul 13, 2025 · 9K / 6D
W
Darkslayers @ Law and Mortar
31-83
Season 53 · Jun 29, 2025 · 18K / 5D
W
Darkslayers @ OUT FOR BLOOD
40-66
Season 53 · Jun 15, 2025 · 8K / 9D
L
Darkslayers @ Freemasons
54-59
Season 26 · Apr 27, 2025 · 14K / 7D
L
K Dude @ Freemasons
54-80
Season 26 · Apr 20, 2025 · 13K / 11D
W
Evolution @ Freemasons
115-38
Season 26 · Apr 13, 2025 · 30K / 3D
L
Freemasons @ Darkslayers
51-37
Season 26 · Apr 13, 2025 · 8K / 5D
L
Freemasons @ Macrodata Refinement
57-40
Season 26 · Apr 6, 2025 · 12K / 8D
L
Cocaine @ Freemasons
50-60
Season 26 · Mar 30, 2025 · 16K / 7D
L
Macrodata Refinement @ Freemasons
32-42
Season 26 · Mar 23, 2025 · 2K / 7D
L
Freemasons @ K Dude
83-22
Season 26 · Mar 23, 2025 · 5K / 11D
L
Freemasons @ Cocaine
69-39
Season 26 · Mar 16, 2025 · 6K / 9D
W
Talking Smack Sunday @ Birds
55-32
Season 25 · Jan 26, 2025 · 2K / 6D
W
Jersey Boys @ Birds
43-25
Season 25 · Jan 12, 2025 · 9K / 4D
W
Birds @ Talking Smack Sunday
37-119
Season 25 · Jan 5, 2025 · 11K / 5D
L
Sparta @ Birds
62-55
Season 25 · Dec 8, 2024 · 8K / 9D
W
Nexus @ Suicide Squad
83-29
Season 24 · Oct 20, 2024 · 16K / 4D
L
Suicide Squad @ New World Order
80-38
Season 24 · Oct 20, 2024 · 6K / 11D
W
Crusaders @ Suicide Squad
84-31
Season 24 · Oct 6, 2024 · 19K / 4D
L
Suicide Squad @ D-Generation X
67-31
Season 24 · Oct 6, 2024 · 8K / 8D
L
Suicide Squad @ Cats
54-36
Season 24 · Oct 6, 2024 · 10K / 8D
W
Suicide Squad @ Crusaders
41-43
Season 24 · Sep 15, 2024 · 8K / 7D
L
D-Generation X @ Suicide Squad
27-30
Season 24 · Sep 15, 2024 · 5K / 3D
L
D-Generation X @ Crap Shooters
17-35
Season 23 · Jul 28, 2024 · 2K / 6D
W
Crap Shooters @ Nexus
28-86
Season 23 · Jul 21, 2024 · 18K / 2D
L
Crap Shooters @ D-Generation X
66-22
Season 23 · Jul 14, 2024 · 7K / 9D
L
Crap Shooters @ Warhawks
91-22
Season 23 · Jul 14, 2024 · 2K / 10D
W
kNock Your Punkass Down @ Crap Shooters
88-20
Season 23 · Jul 7, 2024 · 29K / 2D
W
Nexus @ Crap Shooters
70-13
Season 23 · Jun 23, 2024 · 11K / 3D
L
PayPigs @ Crap Shooters
27-43
Season 23 · Jun 16, 2024 · 3K / 7D
W
Crap Shooters @ kNock Your Punkass Down
29-80
Season 23 · Jun 16, 2024 · 12K / 4D
L
Warhawks @ Crap Shooters
21-51
Season 23 · Jun 9, 2024 · 5K / 6D
W
Taking Backs Sunday @ Zero Tolerance
101-26
Season 22 · Apr 28, 2024 · 16K / 4D
W
Zero Tolerance @ kNock Your Punkass Down
34-60
Season 22 · Apr 21, 2024 · 16K / 5D
L
hungry beavers @ Zero Tolerance
35-42
Season 22 · Apr 21, 2024 · 4K / 5D
L
Zero Tolerance @ Over 9000
83-23
Season 22 · Apr 14, 2024 · 5K / 10D
L
Over 9000 @ Zero Tolerance
35-100
Season 22 · Mar 24, 2024 · 2K / 11D
W
One Love @ Dead Weight
56-48
Season 21 · Feb 4, 2024 · 7K / 8D
L
Dead Weight @ Lowlife Thugs
52-30
Season 21 · Feb 4, 2024 · 6K / 6D
W
Dead Weight @ Hellcats
11-106
Season 21 · Jan 28, 2024 · 14K / 4D
L
Dead Weight @ FUP
44-39
Season 21 · Jan 21, 2024 · 3K / 7D
L
HEDCHOTTAS @ Thugs Cry Too
32-46
Season 15 · Sep 16, 2018 · 6K / 8D
W
Thugs Cry Too @ Pumping Iron
28-59
Season 15 · Aug 19, 2018 · 12K / 3D
W
USL Hotline @ Thugs Cry Too
73-16
Season 15 · Aug 12, 2018 · 7K / 4D
L
idc @ Allegiance
24-77
Season 14 · May 27, 2018 · 10K / 10D
W
Allegiance @ out of nowhere
40-88
Season 14 · May 20, 2018 · 21K / 5D
W
Allegiance @ USL Hotline
10-39
Season 14 · May 6, 2018 · 7K / 3D
L
Infantry Horror Story @ Allegiance
34-54
Season 14 · Apr 29, 2018 · 5K / 10D
W
snakes @ Predators
22-18
Season 1 · Nov 23, 2014 · 1K / 1D
W
System Err0r @ Predators
53-42
Season 1 · Nov 16, 2014 · 2K / 6D
L
Predators @ Access Denied
48-35
Season 1 · Nov 10, 2014 · 4K / 7D
W
Predators @ Uppercut
42-52
Season 1 · Nov 2, 2014 · 11K / 4D
L
idc @ Predators
32-45
Season 1 · Oct 26, 2014 · 8K / 5D
W
v2 @ Predators
37-26
Season 1 · Oct 19, 2014 · 11K / 3D
L
Jersey Boys @ Sparta
44-48
Season 25 · Nov 30, -0001 · 9K / 8D
Player History
| Squad | Season | Matches | Period |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monkey Business CURRENT | Season 55 | 9 | Jan 2026 – Mar 2026 |
| Care Package | Season 54 | 8 | Sep 2025 – Nov 2025 |
| Darkslayers | Season 53 | 6 | Jun 2025 – Aug 2025 |
| Freemasons | Season 26 | 9 | Mar 2025 – Apr 2025 |
| Birds | Season 25 | 3 | Jan 2025 |
| Suicide Squad | Season 24 | 7 | Sep 2024 – Oct 2024 |
| Crap Shooters | Season 23 | 9 | Jun 2024 – Jul 2024 |
| Zero Tolerance | Season 22 | 5 | Mar 2024 – Apr 2024 |
| Dead Weight | Season 21 | 4 | Jan 2024 – Feb 2024 |
| Thugs Cry Too | Season 15 | 3 | Aug 2018 – Sep 2018 |
| Allegiance | Season 14 | 4 | Apr 2018 – May 2018 |
| Predators | Season 1 | 6 | Oct 2014 – Nov 2014 |
| Sparta | Season 25 | 2 | Nov -0001 – Dec 2024 |